Paige: "Is that bird poop on your window?"
Mommy: "I guess you didn't find the bird and put a diaper on it."
Paige: "Well, this time I'll find the bird and shoot it."
Mommy: "Why would you shoot the bird?"
Paige: "So it doesn't poop on your window again. That wasn't nice."
Mommy: "What will you do with the bird after you shoot it?"
Paige: "Bury it so no one can find it."
Hmmm. I'm wondering if the bird is in the witness protection program so we have to make sure it's never found. Her original idea, several months ago, was to catch all birds and put diapers on them.